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His Name Is Tyler Durden

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Thu Jan 1, 2009, 6:27 PM
Yeah, you heard me. Live, you jackass!

Nah, I'm joking.

Or am I?

Your life's ticking away one second at the time, and you're wasting those seconds reading my journal? How did you even find it? I suggest you time how long you spend browsing my profile, and then spend just as long doing something that is fun and moves your life forwards. That does -not- include reading this journal, because in the end you're just sitting there scanning text. That doesn't move your life forward. What does move your life forward is going out, meeting a woman, taking her home, rocking her world. Getting your hair cut. Throwing out old clothes and buying some you actually like. Having a beer with your buddies. Playing a musical instrument with someone else listening.

Your life is worth way too much for it to be wasted on my profile.

  • Mood: Outraged
  • Listening to: Dream Theater
  • Watching: Fight Club
  • Playing: Mage: The Awakening
  • Eating: Chips
  • Drinking: Beer

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  • Current Residence: The Frozen Northlands of Europe
  • Interests: Politics, philosophy, psychology, photoshop, music, motorcycles, freedom and beautiful women.
  • Favourite movie: Fight Club, Snatch, Lock Stock 'n Two Smoking Barrels, Easy Rider, Children of Men...
  • Favourite band or musician: Dream Theater, John Lennon, Iron Maiden, Rammstein, KoRn.
  • Favourite genre of music: Progressive Metal, Industrial Music, Electronica, Funk.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Eddie Izzard, Richard Pryor, Bill Bailey, Dave Chappelle, Craig Ferguson, George Carlin, Bill Hicks.
  • Favourite style of art: Photoshopped wallpapers and movie posters.
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod, because that's all I've got.
  • Wallpaper of choice: Anything featuring someone or something I look up to paired with an intelligent quote.
  • Favourite game: Knights of the Old Republic, Warcraft III, Left4Dead, Kane & Lynch, Spore.
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC, because that's all I've got.
  • Personal Quote: "Reject the basic assumptions of society, especially the importance of material possessions!&am
  • Tools of the Trade: My computer, my music, my photoshop and my chaotic mind.
  • MSN: Classified

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:iconkazaksan:
How fares thy, o romantic soul?

What is it with the fascination for woman's bellies? Is it because we compare it to a oven, and hope that there one day shall be food for our tummies there one day? ... I am certain Kronos thought it as such. Shame he couldn't manage main coarse - Zeus!

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The skies are magnificent, have there ever been a people magnificent as such?
:iconlalo1412:
Thanks for the fav! :D

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:iconjorrun:
thanks for adding me as a favorite
:iconkazaksan:
"The things you own end up owning you."

~ Tyler Durden. Fight Club.

“Interview? You test drive a car before you buy it; you have sex before you get married. I can’t hire a team based on a ten minute interview. What if I don’t like having sex with them?”

~ Gregory House in episode: Alone.

Have a bright day mate!

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The skies are magnificent, have there ever been a people magnificent as such?
:iconnarradin:
Hooyah, House and Fight Club!

You too!

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